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Denny’s is calling out Coachella.



Denny’s dude. Wow.

It’s actually a real tweet.

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Watching your parent’s 25 year marriage fall apart is absolutely heartbreaking and terrible and there is nothing you can do to fix it. Anyone who thinks this shit is easier for adults is a fucking crazy person. My entire world is collapsing but I still have to go to work and function in society and it’s not fair. I know there is nothing I can do to fix their relationship but I also know that I’m a fucking mess right now.



You don’t understand;

My brother and his wife are both dentists. They just found out the sex of their baby is a girl.

I’m trying to convince them to name the baby Hermione.

My brother said if I get 100,000 notes he’ll make it her middle name.

Help me have the coolest niece EVER

If this doesn’t happen I will be thoroughly displeased.

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When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that.



"hey don’t you have a crush on…"


that gif is perfectly looped wtf

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My universe is falling apart. At least I have Vaughn, Marlow, Netflix, and bourbon.




Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better! 

(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)  

I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr

This is amazing.

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Portland Brunch Places That Will Change Your Life

We have never lived together in Portland,Ore, but Vaughn and I met and started dating when we lived in that glorious city. His folks live there, and we go up often to visit. One of our regular traditions is Sunday brunch with Vaughn’s parent’s-which pleases my breakfast food cravings and also my desire to not cook. Here are a few of our favorite spots.

74d2d5_da7d0e135e364f71a488c85d30b9cec7.jpg_srz_p_187_115_75_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz1. Cup & Saucer Cafe. With three Portland…

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We just defeated YIG in Elder Signs! Fun game, and I liked that we could all play! We love Call of Cthulu, but it sucks that Vaughn always has to run the game…thanks to wilwheaton for putting in on tabletop so we could understand the rules, the rule book was a little overwhelming. We’ll be playing again with our friends tomorrow!